
Misti (who is no longer my favorite youngest sister) tagged me. I hated that game when I was a kid because I was too slow and always got out, so bad memories swirl through my brain as I do this. I guess I have to post 5 random facts about myself and then force some of my unsuspecting used-to-be-but-hate-me-now friends to do the same. I literally don't have many friends with blogs, so I'm tagging people without blogs...they can post their trivia as comments to this blog.
1. I love pens. I love pens more than jewelry. You can never have enough and doesn't feel wonderful when someone asks for a pen and you can, with out an ounce of hesitation, produce one. You can be a hero everyday.
2. I have one kidney. This is why I only have 2 children (that and the fact if I take one more step toward insanity I"ll be locked in the looney bin). No...I didn't donate it, but thanks for rubbing it in my face that is never possible. No...I wasn't born that way (I heard you call me deformity behind my back). No....it didn't fall out when I was riding horses (so I may have used that excuse before to avoid horses...don't judge). Boringly enough, it just didn't work and started jealously attacking my other kidney, so the doctors took it out when I was 5 months old.
3. I can pop my ear and it is so cool. I should be on the David Letterman show. It's one of those talens you can't hide under a bushel...it needs to be shared. I'm not afraid to show it off either.
4. I love honey, but I hate bees. I feel kind of bad about that because I know I wouldn't be able to have bread and honey for breakfast every morning with out the bees, but bees are mean and not too bright. Hello...you sting me (ouch) and then you die. Smart thing to do: DON'T STING ME. Duh!
5. I don't speak another language and that just makes me mad. You want to know why? Well, when I was in high school you had to take a second language or you could take shorthand. Guess what I chose...shorthand. Guess how much I remember of it? Very, very little....although I was awesome at the time. That was also the class where my teacher told me I had mousy hair. So, not only can I not speak anything but English, I have to speak it with hair the color of dirty dishwater (until I color it...vanity wins again).
Hmmm...who can I hound for answers? Well...I don't have enough friends to jeopardize those relationships, but family has to love you no matter what. So...DJ, Kelli, Mom, Mom Lott, and Grandma Curtis....YOU ARE IT...Love you!